I overheard the Duke playing choo-choo train today, all alone. It lead me to believe that the conductor didn’t get his cup of coffee this morning.

“All Aboard!” he calls loudly.

“I said, ALL ABOARD!.”

Fed up now, he screams, “ALL ABOARD or I’m leaving you!”

I can’t imagine why his passengers were reluctant. (And I’m trying not to wonder why my son’s imagination was so grumpy– not sure I want to psychoanalyze that one right now.)