Last night, I dreamed I held a conference at the library, explaining the ins and outs of the Grocery Game. After I was done, I did some Q&A, and then I handed out business cards so that I could get referrel credit. I remember tallying up how many free weeks I would get if everybody there signed up.

And that was the end of my dream.

This is sad, people. Sad, sad, sad.

This may even register as a Boring Emergency. Quick, somebody take me bungee jumping before I bore myself to death!