So, I go out of town for twenty-four hours and guess what my six month old does? He pulls up to a standing position at the couch. That should be months away, folks!

I’m convinced this kid has an agenda. And I think he’s secretly coordinating the other children, too. It would explain the “Handbook of Clandestine Organizations” I found the other day. Something’s up, I’m sure of it.

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