Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I’m still around, yo. I’ve just been busy, lazy, stressed, bored, overwhelmed, a little bit drunk, out of the country, washing my hair, or one of these other excuses:
Spending more time with my blender.
Waiting for my karma transplant.
Building a pig from a kit.
Detecting a disturbance in the Force.
Going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
Pending my patent.
Waiting for the grunion to run.
Converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
Touring China with a wok band.
Reading a book called “Glue in Many Lands” that I just can’t put down.
Helping a friend fold road maps.
Trying to be less popular.
Being traded to Cincinnati.
Observing National Apathy Week.
Rotating my crops.
So you see, I have been extremely occupied as of late, and well, there you have it. I’m sure you understand. And now, I have to…uh… go… over there.
(aw, poor readers. So mistreated. I’ll be back, I promise. Just taking a wee sabbatical… don’t go too far!)