King Pen has a knack for finding and summing up the essence of things. He does it with jokes, impressions, drawings… he’s really good at it. I’m not bragging on him, it’s just true. They aren’t always the most useful summations (sorry, Honey), but they are always funny. Or, creepy, as the case was the other day, when he purposefully came up with the worst name ever for a resturaunt.

Uncle Fingers.

Ew. I don’t want a THING from that joint.