(Thank you, Ashley, for making this post possible. You’re a dear.)

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1. I like that Rosie isn’t related to me. I don’t have to buy her a Christmas present, or listen to her conspiracy theories over Thanksgiving dinner.

2. I like that Rosie isn’t a blond, because we don’t need that kind of P.R.

3. I like that Rosie got into it with the Donald, because it reminded me that I should stop watching so much t.v.

4. I like that Rosie uh…. Ashley, this was too cruel.

5. I like that Rosie quit the View, because now they can get Sandra Berndhart in there. Yes! (—please note the sarcasm.)

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