Oh, hey, Pastor. I didn’t know you were reading… No, it’s cool. Really. Let me just, uh, erase one or two little things… scratch through that word, and that one… oh, and definitely that one. And I’ll just go ahead and delete that entire “Confessions of My Seven Deadly Sins” category. Nothing interesting there. Nope. Nothing at all.

Okay. There we go. Squeeky clean.